26th March 2018
“Dear Me Setcrete, I wish to inform you that the usage calculation that you print on the bags of Deep base floor levelling compound, suck like a big rubber sucking thing.
I have mixed so much of your shit that I thought that a sink hole the size of Australia had opened up in my kitchen. It would have been more useful if you had printed ” Don’t really know mate” on the bag, and have been honest with it.”
Whilst I was loading more bags on to the truck, a cat must have found its way into the house and left foot prints all over the freshly laid screed. Fortunately, more screed has to be laid, so they will disappear under even more shit.
Another Lifetime to go 