31st January 2024
Last night I spent it on the sofa, not that we had an argument, but I kept Kelli awake, not with my snoring, just my breathing. I did offer to stop, but I thought it was detrimental to my life.
This doesn’t happen often, but Kelli can have bouts of super hearing, like when she can hear me sigh when I’ve been asked to do something. The trouble is I can be in the next street, it’s like living with a super hero.
She also has a keen sense of smell. We can be in bed when she will say “something smells” it can’t be me because I alway try to sleep downwind. Then it’s hunt the smell, usually it the rubbish under the sink, or the dogs have farted.
Ether way I’ve grown out of all those things, I only hear and smell what I want to.
However we both managed to sleep, and I must say my hair was not as ruffled as it usually is every morning. It must have been that crack at the back of the sofa where everything gets sucked into, I came back out with ten dollars in change, and decent hair.
We did our weekly shopping hoping that the shelves were full, unlike the Russian supermarket scene we had last week.
We did finally manage to sell the large dresser that had given me so much grief, however the buyer wanted the carcass painted black. I had no problem I would painted it sky blue pink to get the sale.