Author: peterb51

3rd March 2019

Kelli had a few people picking up stuff including a lady who came to collect the white storage box that had been on special sale this weekend. We showed her the piece, but she looked apprehensive, and a bit disappointed. So she passed, got back in her truck and drove off. This is a bit depressing, as we were counting on getting the sale.

We drove to a petrol station on the north side to meet up with a buyer of another of Kelli’s amazing purchases. Pulling into the forecourt looking for a particular vehicle is a little creepy, and must be intriguing to anyone looking at the CCTV. So another deal done, and heading back to work like dogs to get the piece finished for tomorrow.

I have one full day left to wrap up the other two projects.

2nd March 2019

Kelli managed to earn $100 whilst still asleep. The selling machine rumbles on relentless. This time it was an article of clothing that someone wanted that Kelli just happened to have hanging in her closet. Well to be correct there were several, all the same style but different colours. When she likes the fit she goes all out to collect every option available. When she saw this request she responded with a crazy price, expecting it to be contested for a lower amount, but no, it was accepted.

This has been going on all week, with another pick-up in the late morning.

We also had a visit from a guy that we had bought an old oak desk from last year. He had another piece that he was desperate to get rid of, and thought we might be interested. He showed us pictures of a massive pine structure that he had removed from the bathroom of a house he was working on. It had a basin attached and a cut-away drawer underneath. We said we were interested (it was free) and made arrangements to collect it.

To say it was heavy was an understatement. The corner posts were made from 4”x 4” solid timber, the worktop and shelves were 1 1/4” thick, but somehow we managed to load it into the truck and get it back home.

Kelli put it straight on Marketplace and described it as ideal for a man cave, with the basin and space for a fridge. We shall see if we get any takers on it, if not I have plans to make it a little more manageable when I return.

A visit to Goodwill rewarded us with a double door cabinet that could be a quick project, which was just as well because we heard that one of our dressers had sold.

We picked up Kelli’s “Birthday present” carefully loading it into the truck.

Once we were back home, and no sooner than me saying “ I need to use the bog” she had it in place and fully loaded with stuff, and greeting me as I opened the door.

1st March 2019

I had brunch with Dave at Bob Evans, and surprisingly there were very few old people there. I expect most of them got wiped out in the recent cold spell. It is our opportunity to chew the fat and a chance for me to slag off the Republicans, in the nicest way possible.

Kelli had already agreed her birthday present, not sure who with, but you have to give her A+ for effort.

She likes to get things sorted well in advance, sometimes six months ahead. However as her birthday is in April, it’s not so bad. I have to be on my toes as hints are fired off at any time, a bit like a clay pigeon shoot. I have to be ready with a good reason why not, at any time.

I have practiced the art of deflection, and I pride myself that I can hold off for as long as it takes until she has another choice, and we go through the same dance again.

Anyway the latest “present” idea is a piece of furniture at the animal charity thrift store. It is too expensive to buy to sell on, but she had phoned, got a discount, got all the dimensions, and had it put on hold, so all my potential reasons for not getting it were shot down before I start.

We took the two side tables to Hudsonville, and prepared the booth for our “pop-up” sale weekend. The space is pretty full now, hopefully we can start the month off to a flying start.

On the way back we picked up a pair of tee shirts with ”Hubby” and “Wiffy” printed on them, I just hope we get them the right way round.

28th February 2019

“All you have to do is to sand the tops of those side tables” these words reverberate in my ears very often. I was expecting to get them done over the week end, but no, they now have to be ready to take to Hudsonville on Friday.

So I started, first I spread paint stripper over the one with the high gloss finish expecting it to erupt in a bubbling mass of muck, but it did not happen. The stuff just sat there with no signs of any chemical reaction. I gave it time, but the clock was ticking, and I needed to give Kelli something to work on. I took my trusty chisel and scraped the surface of the second table. Within a short time I had exposed the raw wood ready for sanding, but number one was still sitting there, I had no alternative but to scrape off the stripper residue and hopefully, remove some of the finish with it.

Well that didn’t work, the gloss varnish was still there, so I attacked it with my chisel. Once all that had been removed, the sanding began. After four hours I was still going. Whatever the wood was sealed with was like armour plate. Piles of worn out sandpaper lay on the floor along with the sawdust. Eventually, with my fingers raw and aching I handed it over to be painted.

Once the primer had been added, I stained both the tops with a walnut colour.

By the time that had been done, both of us didn’t feel like making dinner, so it was just the excuse we needed to go out to eat.

When we got back I coated the tops with a clear lacquer and crashed out for what was left of the evening.

27th February 2019

Well we finally got a pot to piss in, Kelli found it at Goodwill this afternoon.

This, and other treasures that we managed to find included, soft furnishings, some metal stuff and a pair of matching side tables. When I go to these places I automatically get drawn to the furniture things whilst Kelli will alway look at clothes. There is never a time when she will pass the racks without pulling something out to look at. I on the other hand can survey the place in ten seconds flat, and then be ready to leave.

There is a new store that supports animal charities, which is a really good cause. The problem is they will often say “ would you like a donation” what a daft thing to say, where are we going to find any animals in this cold weather?

I had to make a new drawer guide for one drawer in the new dresser we picked up yesterday. I went down into Dave’s workshop and machined a suitable piece to do that job.

I have a lot of things to do before I head back to the UK. Most of it should allow Kelli to finish off.

26th February 2019

The selling of our “crap” continued with the collection of an eight foot tall old church door. The lady had driven an hour to collect it. This was another of Kelli’s freebies that had lent against the garage wall for a few years. There is now so much space, we don’t know what to do with it, however I am sure we’ll fill it with something.

News of another sale at Painted Farmgirl, this time it was the sofa table. This took us to within six dollars of our target for the month, with a couple more days to go.

The dresser that we picked up yesterday had already been earmarked for a customer, so that will be a good start to March.

We drove up to Hudsonville to take Megadeath Dresser, a corner bookcase and a table to fill the space left by the sale of the hutch.

25th February 2019

The first customer turned up at 10.00 to pick up a twelve pane door and screen that was as heavy as Hell. The temperature had dropped to 18 degrees, and snow was falling, so both of us didn’t want to be outside very long. With that incentive, the doors were loaded in his van very quickly. Scott, ran the Old Mill, a Brewery and grill in Plainwell, 40 miles south east of Holland.

The next two doors went at 10.45 to Jeff. They were a little easier to handle. In between that, the pair of decorative buoys were picked up in exchange for fifteen dollars. This was a great start to Kelli’s challenge.

We also sold a treasure chest.

The pile of dollar bills was growing on the kitchen worktop, and this was for things we had got for free.

We had to venture out to pick up a dresser that Kelli had seen on Marketplace, she got the price down because it was considerably light in the knob department , but I know it will be a pleasant piece, once we can get it open.

Kelli had a text advising her that there was a discount day at “Ditto” another resale outlet in Holland. I had been to it previously, and it was an okay place, but the prices were a little high to be able to sell on. Anyway with the lure of 30% off everything in the store, I could not hold her back. Within less than a minute she had spotted two steel hoops, her eyes lit up.

I was a little bemused, these were not small hoops, they were large metal rings that might have been stolen off a Amish wagon, but she explained that she had found one similar, and sold it for forty five bucks. I still looked bemused, “they are just steel hoops, who would buy steel hoops? Nothing was going to stop her, so behind the counter they went. We wandered around looking for more things.

A mustard coloured rocking chair then caught her eye. It was a bit rough, and ragged, which is also like the people that usually like to sit on them.

As we paid for the metal hoops, I asked if we had to purchase the spokes separately, that joke fell flatter than a large flat thing, which made me sad as I thought it was funny. Maybe it’s just the way I tell them.

Kelli made a wonderful bean filled salad for dinner which made its return later in the evening, I had enough gas to inflate a zeppelin.

24th February 2019

Strong winds hit Holland most of the day, leaving tree debris in the front garden.

We attempted to sort through the crap in the garage, try to find things to get rid of. There were various old doors, including one we found by someone’s trash bin in Saugatuck. Kelli had a collection of different beds frames, including a sleigh shaped king size that we were given free. It was as big as the truck, and I’m not sure how we got it home. This was a project that never got done, it would have taken more paint than a jumbo jet.

We were pulling things out, dusting months of sawdust (my fault)off just to take pictures. It was like Steptoes Yard, all that was missing was a horse and cart. At one point everything was so finely balanced, it was like a giant domino set poised to topple and destroy everything in the place.

We moved the megadeath dresser into the kitchen to start its transformation.

Kelli has chosen a pair of wooden Buoys as her first item of her challenge . She spent a total of two dollars on these items.

Most of the evening she was posting everything on Marketplace, and there constant pinging on her phone of interested people. By bedtime there were buyers for the doors, bed frames, and those wooden buoys.

23rd February Saturday

I had an email from US Border Protection reminding me that I had ten days left of my current stay. This is the first time I had received this communication and it shows that the country is getting its immigration process working. It has alway been said that America’s illegal alien problem is caused by visitors or visa holders outstaying their time, and not the influx swarming over the boarder, but the Trumpoids can’t seem to grasp this fact.

All morning there have been people collecting items that Kelli has listed for a few dollars here and there. There are still a large collection of things we bought for the wedding that is taking up space in the basement, so liquidating that would be good.

I continued to build a plinth for the island, so this should all be finished.

Our weekend sale is moving a few things. The gateleg table and chairs is due for delivery on our way to Hudsonville. We will visit Farmgirl on our way to remove the sale notices. We will do the same tactic again next week.

Whilst we were in Hudsonville we took the opportunity to check out a newly opened store called Eye Candy for body and home. It was a light and airy place where the owner cared about the layout and the vendors she had selected. It did not have any spare spaces yet, but Kelli made sure she was on the list.

I issued another challenge to Kelli to test her skills of buying items and selling in a kind of pyramid way.

Last night she sold a candleholder for five dollars, so she has to take that stake and turn it into one thousand dollars. This is a project she can do whilst I’m back in the UK without me interfering. I will report her progress as it happens.

22nd February 2019

I tried to get a good head start to the day by knocking together a small table from an old piano stool, and a solid oak shelf from my stock pile. I also managed to repair the drawer runner on the island unit, and start on the new plinth.

Friday is food shopping day, so drifting round Aldi was a wonderful experience.

There was nothing of note at any of the Goodwills or thrift shops, so slim pickings.

Kelli had found a small corner bookcase on Marketplace which meant a drive over to the north side of town. Now to listen to Kelli you would think the place was inhabited by zombies. Even to survive the trip was something to rejoice, but apart from being really flat, with new housing estates, a small lake in the middle, where you see no living thing, except for dead people climbing out of the ground selling corner bookcases, it was a perfect place.

We off-loaded the big white chest thing out of the truck and into the entryway ready for Sunday’s pick-up.