Day 50 From the ashes

19th September 2017

“Sorry, but I can’t get it finished today” that was my lame excuse for not getting the green bookcase re-purposing project finished. There were too many small things to do, and I wasn’t prepared to do a botch job.

A few more things have sold and Kelli is getting desperate. 

I should get it finished tomorrow, then maybe start on Fido’s coffin conversion.

During the evening, I suggested lighting a fire to burn some of the scrap wood and shavings that I have created. Kelli also invited her son Cameron to join the fireside party.

I told them stories about our Guy Fawkes night when I was young. The highlight of the evening (for the grownups) was raking through the embers of the bonfire for the potatoes that had been roasting throughout the evening.

Of course, over here, that had never been heard of, so I decided to give an example.

I placed a potato in the fire and built the wood around it. As the wine flowed, I forgot about it for a while. When I finally remembered, and raked it from the ashes it was just a glowing block of charcoal. I insisted on cutting it open, and inside there was a small area of cooked potato, which was delicious, but too small to share around. They just had to take my word for it.


Day 49 It’s a gas

18th September 2017

I have been in the US for nearly three weeks, so soon I will be able to join in discussions of religion, politics, and the price of corn.

The transformation of the green bookshelf continues, I hope to have that ready for Wednesday.


We finished a small table and chair, that I had repaired and re-stained, that’s off to Lakeshore Marketplace tomorrow. 

Kelli has been providing me with fantastic vegan food, including a broccoli and cauliflower salad to die for, I can now register to be an alternative renewable energy source.

Day 48 what a lot of bales

17th September 2017

It looks like autumn has started here in Michigan, the trees are beginning to turn.

The tree in Larry’s yard is supposed to be amazing, so I will try to capture it in pictures as it evolves.


Today IS a rest day, the sun is shining, and the beach is calling me.

Hallowe’en promotions are in full swing in all the craft and hobby stores, so trying to avoid them is difficult.


Families really take things seriously, apart from pumpkins you can also buy bales of straw? Now unless you own a racehorse or have hundreds of pet rabbits, what do you do with a bale of straw? Now I’m sure my American friends will send me lists of ideas, including making a new mattress for grandma, or straw and pumpkin soup (or chowder!) To an English person, I cannot get into that concept, we’re used to dancing round a bonfire naked, and burning virgins, or should that be witches? I can never remember.

If any young kid comes around trick or treating that are are likely to get bombarded with wood shavings, in the most friendly way possible.

Day 47 Sell, sell, sell

16th September 2017

I filled the garage with loads of wood shavings. My improvised collector would not cope with the extra long lengths of wood I needed to thickness.

The planer is certainly earning its keep.

There must be a good use for all this stuff

Continued the work on the green unit, finished the drawers, and prepared timber for the top and base.


Kelli had to drive back to Hudsonville to re-arrange the space after the linen cabinet sold yesterday. 

We also sold the pair of bedside cabinets that I repaired, and made the new top for, great news!


Note! The wheely bin did not sell

There were other small sales that boosted confidence, so we went to Pereddies restaurant in Holland for dinner. It is one of my favourite places to eat, and I have been going there since nineteen eighty six, which was my first trip to the US.

I remember their club sandwich was so large it had to be carried by crane.

Day 46  Is that you’s a coffin?

15th September 2017

I have three jobs on the go, I manage to do a bit each day to move it along.

The big red bastard has all the shelf supports fitted, so it’s down to Kelli to paint the thing.

I made a back panel for the apocalypse cabinet, and attached the drawer supports to the green bookcase, so good progress.


We went to “Painted Farmgirl” so Kelli could pick up her cheque, and refresh her space.

At the end it looked good, and moving pieces around gives it a fresh appearance.



No sooner had we returned, when she had a phone call to say the big linen cabinet had sold.


So panic station ensued, were there any pieces that could be finished tomorrow? 

Saturday was going to be time off day with a visit to the beach, or maybe a bike ride, but it looks like I need to press on with the projects.

Later in the evening Kelli went to view some furniture and came back with a couple of things. There was a round table, similar to one that had sold earlier in the week, and a cabinet that had been made out of floorboards. It must have been dark when she chose that, it looked like it had been made as a coffin for a dead animal that had miraculous comeback to life, and somebody didn’t want to waste the effort in building it.




Wish me luck on this one!

Day 45 Now you see it.

14th September 2017

For some reason I started work on the bookcase thing Kelli brought in yesterday.

This is out of sequence, but something urged me to poke away at it, and before I realised, I had stripped it down to a basic shell.



She showed me some pictures of what it could look like, and, like a complete plank said “okay, I can do that” so it’s over to me.

This scenario reminds me of a TV program that I used to watch whilst I was in India. It was called “Wheeler Dealers” and there was a slimy car salesman who finds the “bargain” classic cars, and a mechanic guy called Ed China who fixed everything, so it could be sold on at a profit, guess I’m the Ed character.

I completed the shelves for the red bastard whilst Kelli delivered the round table.

There is a great feeling of accomplishment when “the client” loves the result.

Day 44 Miracle worker

13th September 2017

There is a group of wild turkeys that amble past the garage each morning and evening, I’m hoping that the Neighbours are not eyeing them up for Thanksgiving.


The tasks for the day were to get the bedside cabinets ready to take to Lakeshore Marketplace.

Other jobs included gluing up the shelves for the big red bastard, and preparing some timber strips for some stock.

Hidden in the back of the truck was a bookcase thing that was acquired last evening. Mmm, a bit of a plain Jane, but it has some possibilities, pass me that bottle of wine.


There was a trip to Goodwill to look for more projects. We found an old sewing cabinet and some maple dining chairs.



The sewing cabinet will offer a few challenges, but that is nothing new.

I still spend a lot of time looking for tools I’ve just put down, I had plans to build a proper workbench, not that it will cure misplacing stuff, but give me more area to place the tools that I won’t be able to find.

Day 43 More legs to stand on

12th September 2017

Hey it’s Guna’s birthday!!

Today the garage had a bit more space, three pieces went out, and a smaller one came in.

This was a small round table that Kelli already had a buyer for, except this one was twenty inches tall and the buyer wanted thirty two.

Fortunately Kelli had bought two stair posts some time ago, and by cutting them in half made perfect extended legs, perfect.

Not really taking notice of how the table was constructed, I set about cutting the short legs off, then by chance I tried turning one, and found that it moved. So unscrewing the old and fitting the threaded stud on to the new leg, the assembly was quick and simple.


I made two tops for the bedroom cabinets and stained them, and started repairing the back panel of Maximilian.


This should be ready to paint this week.

The saga of the window tint continues. This time Kelli took the tint film to the local police station to get the citation signed off (as they said they would) but they wouldn’t do it. “This isn’t the type of citation that allows us to do that”, so back on the phone to the court.

“You best take it to a State police station, they do it all the time” (well why didn’t you say that the first bloody time?)

The nearest station was Saugatuck, so down there she went.

As the station isn’t open all the time, there is a phone number to call.

“There is an officer on duty, we will call and get them to meet you, I think officer Miller might be there”

Officer Miller? and sure enough who opened the door but Lincoln Miller.

He remembered the occasion, and with a smile from Kelli, he signed off the citation. “Oh the court usually throw these things out anyway”

This can only happen in America.

Day 42 With good intint

11th September 2017

The start of the working week! (Ha! What’s work again?)

A number of jobs to do today, including paint, stain and glue.

A visit to the local Starbucks to get some mixing sticks, and a coffee.


Kelli called the court in Allegan County to get more details on the window tint issue. Looks like if it is removed, and validated by a local cop, then the citation is sent to the court, she will avoid a fine.

So armed with a razor blade and a hair dryer we started the task.

Picking at one corner, it came off really easily. I had visions of trying to peel wallpaper one inch at a time.

The “Lincoln” cabinet was finally finished and ready to go to Lakeshore tomorrow.