6th March 2018
Kelli is a canny individual, she made a trip to Goodwill and spotted an unusual table. The place was quite busy, so to make sure she staked her claim on it, she peeled the price tag off and scurried off to pay for it. There was a long queue so as she slowly moved down the line, she caught sight of a lady loading it into a cart. She shot off, dripping venom, and challenged this woman who was no match for the lashing tongue of a determined West Michigan gal. With super human strength, she hauled the table out of the cart, and carried it to the checkout. There was no diplomatic solution, just a “Give it back to me bitch!” Kind of resolution. Oh to be a fly on the wall for that spectacle.
By the end of the day she had it stripped down and oiled, and ready for the store.
Phew! Actually I wouldn’t minded being that table.
On a different note, I had a wonderful evening at the Mint Rooms with my favourite people. A good curry always works wonders for my constitution.
Another Lifetime to go 