Day 458 I’m no as thunk as people drink I am.

8th November 2018

I started laying the floorboards, and by the end of the day hunger hit me I had only laid about a third of the floor. The area I had done was the most complicated, so it was to be expected. I hope to get it finished by Saturday.

I was expecting Andy round to touch up the plastering, but as usual he failed to turn up. I will be so glad not to rely on tradesmen for a long time.

There was no text or any of the usual excuses which is so unprofessional, I will be taking him off my Christmas card list.

I decided to eat out, well I had too as I had eaten all the food I had in the house, including the tuck Nicola brought round on Tuesday.

I walked down to the Bear expecting to order a leak and Stilton pie, which is fabulous, but when I read the menu it was all Indian cuisine, not that its bad, but I was a bit disappointed. This is another establishment that must have changed whilst I was away . Bradford on Avon already has a couple of Indian, two Chinese takeaways, and a Thai restaurant, so we are fully catered for the delights of orient.

The Bear used to be a traditional beer and pie pub, and it’s really sad to have lost that.

Anyway, I was sitting at the table sipping my beer ( leaving most of it to have with my meal) when a guy came out holding a carrier bag with my meal inside!! It was a bloody takeaway!!!.

I had to quickly down my beer and walk back to the cottage with my carrier bag swinging in my hand. As I had drunk so fast, when I hit the fresh air, that was it, blurred vision, head spinning, all the signs of intoxication.

I staggered along the pavement, trying to walk as fast as I could, so that my food didn’t get cold. It didn’t help that I was hungry, and had drunk alcohol on an empty stomach, but eventually I got home, and had just enough strength to open the container. If only I had looked at the sign outside the pub, it used to say “Ale, cider and pies” now it read ” Ale, cider and curry house”

It pays to be more observant these days.

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Author: peterb51

I am a practical person, I love making things, and especially working with wood. I appreciate good design, music and food.

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