Day 687 Bite me you bastards

26th June 2019

Just another day of painting and staining.Kelli was not very well, so I pottered about doing stuff, and keeping production going. One of the garden chairs we picked up recently broke when I sat on it. Not due to my weight,may I add, this is a vegan household so I’m constantly hungry and thin (just joking).

The weather is hot and sunny, I have been able to expose my legs to the sun and mosquitoes. These must be stealth mozzis, because I don’t ever see them attack, I just know that they have.

I think I’m becoming obsessed with weeds. As part of my daily routine of dog shit collecting, I can’t pass a weed without pulling it out. They are so easy to pull because of the sandy soil. I can get lost for hours, bent over pulling and bunching the little critters, I must look like a question mark.

I haven’t experienced any noticeable difference in the front lawn, I was expecting thick green luscious grass, but no, not yet. I’m probably a victim of a fiendishly clever hoax convincing me to spread a sackful of black grit over my grass.

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Author: peterb51

I am a practical person, I love making things, and especially working with wood. I appreciate good design, music and food.

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