1st September 2019
I had agreed to help Ryan and Louise take their old sofa-bed to the tip.
It had fell victim to puppy dog piss and many other dog related activities.
They must have thought that I loved to delve around in piss and shit so it would be a perfect job for me.
The thing was bloody heavy, with a lot of effort we got it into the back of the Shogun, and headed off to Trowbridge.
The biggest problem was lifting the sofa bed up the steps and into the residential waste dumpster.
This guy stepped forward to help us, his enthusiasm first jammed Louise’s foot in the stairs, then when we got it to the top, smacked her in the face as he tried to lift it in the dumpster, she was not impressed.
What was worse, he threw it into the wrong dumpster.
We drove from there as fast as we could with Louise looking like she had gone three rounds with Mohammed Ali.
I finished re-fitting the skirting, the smell of Grip-Fix filled the house, mmm, it all was coming together again.
Another Lifetime to go 