Pete and Kelli’s social distance day 49
4th May 2020
It was an exciting day at the homestead. Today after depositing over two thousand turds into our dog composter we were getting it sucked out. “You haven’t just worked that out have you?” Kelli remarked disgustingly.
Well you have to know these things, as we have been feeding the little darlings, they have been laying things on the lawn, so yes, it’s relatively easy to work out.
The man with the pump was quite amused, as this was his first dog inspired septic tank clear out. He laid out his large pipes, and I heard the lorry engine strain as it attempted to remove the muck. “It’s no good I will have to connect the hose to help move the material” the man said. I kept thinking that social distancing for him is the norm, after all who would want to stand next to a man who sucks shit up all day.
The hose certainly helped, not only did he remove the offending material he remove a lot of soil as well. With the extra depth in our pit we should get three thousand turds next year.
We took round the new top frame for the arbor, this went well, and soon it was all fitted, and the lady could now train her vines to grow round this fine new structure.
Another Lifetime to go 