25th September 2022
Autumn is a wonderful time of year, the tree change their colours and so does Kelli.
All through the summer her hair was getting lighter, but now it was due for a change.
At different times she considered letting her grey (what little she has) take over, however now she decided to tint it dark.
What then happens bottles and packets arrive in the post, but today was the day.
She locked herself in the bathroom, as I , and the dogs amused ourselves.
I first realised something was wrong when she rushed out shouting “ it’s too dark, it’s too dark!”
“It’s not that dark” was my
Meagre response.
“ It’s black! I look like a witch” she shrieked.
“Well Halloween is next month” was just something I must not say without succumbing to major injury.
She was now in panic mode, I remembered this happening once before, and the drastic action that had to be taken.
How do you reverse the colour that you have just added? The answer is simple, a colour reversal kit.
An order was placed with the home shopping team, and thirty minutes later it was delivered to our door.
A minute later it was applied, and she had to rinse her hair for twenty minutes. Poor girl she emerged like a wrinkled prune, with her hair, maybe not so dark, but still not right.
Then it was vinegar and lemon, her hair did not know what hit it. Several hours earlier it was growing happily on her head, then it was hit by a combination of organic compounds, it’s a wonder it didn’t fall out.
The rest of the day was a disaster, Kelli was annoyed about her hair, I constantly tried to reassure her that it looked the same as her natural colour, but that was no consolation, now it’s down to time, and a few multiple washes until it fades.
Who’d be a woman eh?
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Another Lifetime to go 